Friday, January 17, 2014

Valentine Insurance

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In case you can’t read Japanese – or the (English?)translation – this picture is from the home page of a company offering Valentine’s Day Insurance.  Since the big day is less than a month away, I thought I would pass it along. 

For a fee of less than $10 – payable via PayPal – the company offers to protect you from the embarrassment of being the only guy at your office who doesn’t get a Valentine.  They guarantee you will receive a box of chocolates and a personal card from a beautiful woman named Reiko.

FYI – in Japan, it is traditional for men to receive candy from women on V-day, instead of the other way around, and they get a lot of it.  Japanese companies report that up to half of their annual chocolate sales are for Valentines Day.

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For the severely unpopular and truly desperate, there are numerous services on line where you can buy Facebook friends - including one in Brazil that guarantees to enhance your reputation by providing you with an extremely attractive girlfriend. 

Their service may be effective, but it isn’t cheap – they will rent you a girlfriend who will appear on your homepage for $39 a week.  For the equally desperate, but somewhat more frugal, you can enhance your reputation by renting a hot Ex-girlfriend for $19.

 

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