In case you can’t read Japanese – or the (English?)translation – this picture is from the home page of a company offering Valentine’s Day Insurance. Since the big day is less than a month away, I thought I would pass it along.
For a fee of less than $10 – payable via PayPal – the company offers to protect you from the embarrassment of being the only guy at your office who doesn’t get a Valentine. They guarantee you will receive a box of chocolates and a personal card from a beautiful woman named Reiko.
FYI – in Japan, it is traditional for men to receive candy from women on V-day, instead of the other way around, and they get a lot of it. Japanese companies report that up to half of their annual chocolate sales are for Valentines Day.
For the severely unpopular and truly desperate, there are numerous services on line where you can buy Facebook friends - including one in Brazil that guarantees to enhance your reputation by providing you with an extremely attractive girlfriend.
Their service may be effective, but it isn’t cheap – they will rent you a girlfriend who will appear on your homepage for $39 a week. For the equally desperate, but somewhat more frugal, you can enhance your reputation by renting a hot Ex-girlfriend for $19.
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