I took a shower late Thursday night and went to bed with my hair still damp. It should come as no surprise that I awoke with a serious case of bed head Friday morning – hair going every which way.
That got me thinking about all the stuff I’ve used to control my hair over the years. Without thinking too hard, I can come up with:
- Brylcreem
- Baby Oil
- Butch Hair Wax
- Various brands of Mousse and/or Gel
- Lucky Tiger Brand’s 3 Roses Tonic
- Aqua Net hair spray
- Vitalis
- Wildroot Cream-Oil
- Water
- Whatever else was around
Sometimes I wear my hair shorter or longer, but with only a couple of exceptions, I have always worn my hair in the same way my mother combed it when I was a toddler. It was over my ears in the 80s, and almost nonexistent when I was in the Army, but I have always parted it on the left and combed around the cowlick on the right side at the back of my head. The only serious deviation was a short-lived attempt to wear a flat top when I was in junior high school, and that was a total failure – my hair was too limp to stand up even with a ton of wax.
I never actually bought 3 Roses hair tonic, but my barber loved the stuff. About the only positive was that it was so cloyingly sweet that it guaranteed that I would wash my hair as soon as I could get home from the barber shop.
My mousse/gel phase corresponded to the years that I was driving around in an open-top MG Midget roadster. Not only did my hair stay combed, that stuff was better than a hard hat. You could have dropped an I-beam on me and my hair would have stopped it before it reached my skull.
For the last twenty years or so, I have only used a little water or nothing at all. I’ve finally reached the point where I have my hair trained – or it has trained me.
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