Screwing With Disney

Came across this the other day: 

Disney Princesses Get Down and Dirty

Posted by SunnyChanel

Has the thought of a Disney Princess doing the nasty ever crossed your mind? For anyone who has had kinky fantasies about the iconic Disney Princesses, an enterprising animation company exists to fulfill those carnal cartoon fantasies and then some.
Traditionally, those virginal Disney princesses are sweet, wholesome and as pure as the driven snow. The x-rated manifestations of the girls? Not so much. The content of the clips is not for the faint of heart. This is not some romantic softcore love fest. This is hardcore porn. And with very questionable situations. (Warning - if you are easily offended, you should stop reading now) Some of the scenarios are of The Beast raping a crying Belle, King Tritan doing a bored Ariel, and Jasmin pleasuring Abu, the monkey from Aladdin.  Beyond the disturbing instances of rape, bestiality, and incest there are scenarios of a three way between Belle, the Beast and Gaston, a Jasmine orgy and an S & M Snow White. And the stars featured run the gamete ( editor’s  note: Gamut intentionally misspelled, or just too much sex on the brain?) from the infamous Jessica Rabbit, to Tinkerbell and even The Incredibles’ Elastigirl gets some play. No Disney girl is left untouched.
There’s not really a question about why this exists, the audience is totally there. But what’s really surprising is that Disney is somehow letting this business operate in cyber space. Most of the cartoons have a high production value and look like they are straight out of the Disney vault, complete with smidgeons of music from the films and a Walt Disney looking Logo as the company brand. Disney is notorious for their legal defenses, like suing the Oscars for featuring a woman dressed as Snow White in a dance number. So how is Cartoon Valley, the producer of the clips, able to elude a debilitating lawsuit?

I have one possible answer to that question that goes back to the ‘60s.

Back in 1967,  there was the Disneyland Memorial Orgy.One of the original Mad Magazine illustrators, Wally Wood published poster by that name in The Realist, an underground newsletter.  I’m not going to post it here, but it is available online.

An inside source at Disney told Realist editor Paul Krassner that the company chose not to sue to avoid drawing any further attention to the picture or the magazine in what could ultimately be a losing battle. However, Disney was not so reluctant when an someone pirated the drawing and marketed it as a black light poster. Disney did sue, and the matter was eventually settled out of court. 

Somebody actually left a copy of that edition of  the Realist on my desk at Ft. Hood.  The picture was lewd, in terribly poor taste, and very funny – sorry, it just was. 

I have no idea what happened to the magazine, but I wish I did.  I’m told it sells for thousands on eBay!