While looking for witch pictures for yesterday's post, I came across this cartoon.
It isn’t all that funny, but it brings me back to Catherine Bell, star of Jag, Army Wives, and three Good Witch movies (with another due later this year) on the Hallmark Channel.
Years ago, in the middle of a sleepless night, I caught an episode of The Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime. If you don’t remember, or never heard of it, Diaries was a series starring David Duchovny as a writer who had posted a classified ad urging women to send him diary entries about love, lust, betrayal etc. It was essentially a vehicle for showing otherwise unrelated soft porn episodes on TV.
This particular night, one of the actors was a dead ringer for Miss Bell, but she had the strangest looking breasts I’ve ever seen. They looked like funnels – perfectly conical, with exceptionally long nipples.
I told my wife the next morning “That gal from Jag has the weirdest looking tits I’ve ever seen.”
TIT was the appropriate word. TIT is all straight lines and angles, while BOOB, for example, is globular and curvy.
Catherine Bell has boobs.
According to one of her fan sites, she is a statuesque 5’9” with breasts that fill a “Large D cup.”
Red Shoe Diaries does not list her in any of the episodes, and she does not list the show on her curriculum vitae, so I’m forced to conclude that
- She appeared under a pseudonym and subsequently had enhancement surgery, or
- The person on the show was an imposter.
Her fan site doesn’t say anything about temperature.
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