Nessie

On the news this morning, there was a picture of remains on the shore of Loch Ness:

Speculation was that Nessie, the famous Loch Ness Monster, had finally been found.  It turned out to be a prop for a movie.
It did inspire a poem....

Look there, on the shores of Loch Ness

What is that disgusting mess?

Did Nessie crawl ashore to die?

Can it be true, or is it a lie?

Even legends die sometime I guess