Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Dead Computer

dead-computer-20150421According to a Colorado Springs police report, Lucas Hinch’s Dell PC did him wrong one too many times, so he took it out back and shot it.

The incident report says that he fired eight times, “effectively disabling it.”

In spite of being charged with unlawfully discharging a firearm in the city limits, Hinch says he has no regrets. 

“It was glorious,” he said. “Angels sung on high.”

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