Taser corporation announced the results of a study today on the effects of their X-86 unit (the common police model) on suspects under the influence of methamphetamines.
The conclusion was that their study does not indicate that tasers cause cardiac arrest in meth heads.
The bad news is that their test subjects were SHEEP on meth!
So, let that be a lesson to all you little lambs out there.
Mind your mama, and don’t stray from the straight and narrow
Because Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll
Can put you in a World of Hurt.
Of course, we’ve been told for years that grass is insidious and can lead to stronger drugs. Wonder if it works that way for sheep…hmmm.
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