Sunday, June 12, 2011

It’s Not the Heat, It’s the (lack of) Humidity

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Drought and heat continue in Southeast Texas.  Temperatures at or near the century mark every day, and June, typically our wettest month, has brought only a tease – a few widely-scattered showers that managed to avoid the Boggy Thicket entirely.

Lake Houston is at its lowest level in years, with “new” islands popping up all over. 

I have a pile of dead limbs in the back yard that I haven’t been able to burn for months because of the drought-related burning ban.  At this rate, they will rot – or more likely, petrify – before I can set a match to them.

It’s been so dry that

  • Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
  • the Methodists are giving out wet-wipes,
  • the Presbyterians are giving out rain checks,
  • and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

 

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