I lost almost ten pounds over the weekend.
Actually, between noon Sunday and three a.m. Monday, I dropped nine lbs. and a couple ounces. It was all the result of the prep for a colonoscopy I had yesterday.
The colonoscopy went well, and I was told that my innards are in fine shape - could win prizes - and they presented me with proof - a souvenir brochure or portfolio with a couple dozen close-up full-color photos of portions of my anatomy that I had never had any interest in actually seeing.
The doctor also cheerfully informed me that I could check colonoscopies off my bucket list. After my age they are no longer a recommended routine diagnostic procedure - or maybe I'm just old enough that if anything's wrong down there nobody cares.
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