Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Turtles and the Big Bang

It was announced today that Stephen Hawking's funeral will be held at Great St. Mary's church in Cambridge.  That may come a a surprise to some, but his children explained that "Our father's life and work meant many things to many people, both religious and non-religious. So, the service will be both inclusive and traditional, reflecting the breadth and diversity of his life."
To the extent that I could understand it, I consider Hawking's Brief History of Time to be the best explanation of the Universe and how it came to be ever written.  I still have questions, of course, like what existed before the Big Bang.
Thinking about that today brought to mind this (undoubtedly apocryphal) story about turtles:

After a lecture on cosmology and the structure of the solar system, American philosopher and psychologist William James was accosted by a little old lady.


"Your theory that the sun is the center of the solar system, and the earth is a ball which rotates around it has a very convincing ring to it, Mr. James, but it's wrong. I've got a better theory," said the little old lady.


"And what is that, madam?" Inquired James politely.


"That we live on a crust of earth which is on the back of a giant turtle,"


Not wishing to demolish this absurd little theory by bringing to bear the masses of scientific evidence he had at his command, James decided to gently dissuade his opponent by making her see some of the inadequacies of her position.


"If your theory is correct, madam," he asked, "what does this turtle stand on?"


"You're a very clever man, Mr. James, and that's a very good question," replied the little old lady, "but I have an answer to it. And it is this: The first turtle stands on the back of a second, far larger, turtle, who stands directly under him."


"But what does this second turtle stand on?" persisted James patiently.


To this the little old lady crowed triumphantly. "It's no use, Mr. James – it's turtles all the way down."

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