I got a call the other night from an old friend I hadn't heard from in years. Mark Price was my counterpart in Colorado, a technical trainer for Ikon. When he talks, he sounds like Foster Brooks, but he was and is super intelligent.
Some readers may want to stop here - what comes next might be considered obscene.
I met Mark twenty five years or so ago at a trainer's conference in Dallas. A group of us were standing in the parking lot deciding where to go for dinner when one of the group said - "What do you call a restaurant with a one-legged waitress?"
"IHOP"
Not to be outdone, I asked "What does here name tag read?"
"Ilene."
Mark then said "She has a sister who works in the back and has no legs at all. They call her Consuelo."
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