Vote

 

If you, like the kid in the picture, can't stand either of the presidential candidates, I have an alternative.  

Vote for Me!

I didn't pay any filing fees, don't have a vice presidential running mate, and I don't even have a platform. Still, I'm announcing my candidacy.  If you haven't already voted early, you still have time to vote for me as a write-in candidate.

If you can't stand what the Democratic Party has become, and you'd rather vote for the Anti-Christ than cast your ballot for Donald Trump, then I'm your guy.

I don't expect to win - don't know what I'd do if I did - but I do hope to out-poll that perennial write-in favorite, Mickey Mouse.